A practical tip about blood
Some of my students are doing an experiment with leeches; they're knocking out serotonergic neurons with 5,7-dihydroxytryptamine to observe changes in their feeding behavior. Leeches feed on blood, of course, so I needed to get a supply (I don't think it's quite fair to ask students to let leeches suck on them, and while I might consider turning myself into a food source for a few animals, it seemed a better idea to get another source).
My first thought was to just go to the local grocery store. Heck, this is a rural area full of Scandinavians—they must know about blud klub (blood dumplings) and blood sausage. I think I ruined my reputation forever, though: when I asked, the butcher's eyes bugged out and he said, "WHAT??!?" like I'd asked for a dollop of placenta or something, and after I walked away I saw he'd gathered all of the guys back there and they were whispering and staring at me and pointing. I then tried using the phone, on the principle that at least they wouldn't give me the hairy eyeball—I had one fellow at a meatlocker hang up on me, and others just muttered incredulously at me. Weird. People who hack up dead animals for a living think I'm some kind of pervert.
I was beginning to wonder if our humane society would miss a kitten or two, but figured I'd be blackballed for life if anyone found out I was feeding kittens to leeches, even if we are currently facing a surplus of animals (please, everyone, if you need a pet, adopt one from your local humane society).
So my next good idea was to call up the lab at my nearby hospital. I expected that there'd be all kinds of red tape in getting blood there, but no…they were friendly and helpful and completely unfazed by someone calling up and asking for a half-pint of blood. These were my kind of people! I just walked over and they handed me a big bag full of bloody vials, no trouble at all.
The lesson I've learned is that while it may be awkward to get blood from an animal, there are buckets of the stuff lying around if you're willing to settle for human sources. This probably won't help you much if you're hoping to make up some blud klub for the holidays, though.


Let the leeches feed on the students. Isn't that what students are for? It will get them ready for when the get to the real world and have to deal with lawyers and politicians.