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Tuesday, May 25, 2004

An illuminating contrast: two presidential speeches in one day

Yeah, Bush made a speech again. I skipped it. This is about what I expected:

Two rehearsals for his prime-time speech today were not enough to keep US President George W Bush from mangling the name of the Abu Ghraib prison that brought shame to the US mission in Iraq.

During the half-hour televised address, Bush mispronounced Abu Ghraib each of the three times he mentioned it while announcing US plans to tear down the infamous jail and replace it with a new facility.

The prison, the scene of torture under Saddam Hussein and the setting for the Iraqi prison abuse scandal under the US military, has a name that English speakers usually pronounce as "abu-grabe".

But the Republican president, long known for verbal and grammatical lapses, stumbled on the first try, calling it "abugah-rayp". The second version came out "abu-garon", the third attempt sounded like "abu-garah".

White House aides, who described the speech as an important address on the future of Iraq, said Bush practised twice today before boarding his helicopter for his trip to the speaking venue at the US Army War College in Carlisle, Pennsylvania.

On the other hand, I did catch Sam Waterston's reading of Lincoln's speech at Cooper Union (you can read the full text).

Let us be diverted by none of those sophistical contrivances wherewith we are so industriously plied and belabored—contrivances such as groping for some middle ground between the right and the wrong, vain as the search for a man who should be neither a living man nor a dead man—such as a policy of 'don't care' on a question about which all true men do care—such as Union appeals beseeching true Union men to yield to Disunionists, reversing the divine rule, and calling, not the sinners, but the righteous to repentance—such as invocations to Washington, imploring men to unsay what Washington said, and undo what Washington did.

Neither let us be slandered from our duty by false accusations against us, nor frightened from it by menaces of destruction to the Government nor of dungeons to ourselves. LET US HAVE FAITH THAT RIGHT MAKES MIGHT, AND IN THAT FAITH, LET US, TO THE END, DARE TO DO OUR DUTY AS WE UNDERSTAND IT.

Can anyone imagine George W. Bush writing anything like that? Can anyone even imagine him capable of reading it?

I know it's unfair to compare one of our nation's best presidents with one of its worst—but we are now a nation of about 300 million people; with that rich base of human resources, why do we have such difficulty finding people of distinction to run the country?

The author of a book on the speech, Harold Holzer, introduced the recreation with a number of comments that might explain a little bit about the decline of political discourse. At the time of Lincoln's speech, he said, "the idea that political thought...could be crammed into a single sentence was inconceivable." Audiences expected a lengthy and in-depth argument that laid out a political point; no sound bites.

It's a good speech. I found it interesting enough to listen to it for an hour and a half. Listen to it (realplayer link) and judge for yourself. I think it was a more productive exercise than listening to our Cretin-in-Chief and the yammering sycophantic pundits who followed up on him.


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Comments:
#2753: — 05/25  at  07:39 AM
[i[yammering sycophants that followed him

Biden ripped Bush quite well. Besides PZ, not only are we going to tear down Abu Ghraib after we build a brand new shiny torture center, we're going to have the Disney-BraunNRout Company run a Theme Park next door called Camp CIA.

Kinda like baseball camps where regular folks can play ball alongside real ball players. At Camp CIA regular people can help garner operational Intel from suspected insurgents alongside real sadistic jack-booted thugs using the latest brutal techniques of torture. There's a water board ride for kids.



#2755: Ben — 05/25  at  08:55 AM
Everytime he has a press conference, I get down on my knees and pray to God that he has to say "nuclear" at least once. Then I get out an American history textbook, look at a photo of George Washington, and come to the realisation that this guy has the same job. It honestly makes my week.

I can't ekscape Lisa, our little walking liberry...



#2756: Jim Anderson — 05/25  at  08:58 AM
To be fair, no one writes, or orates, like Lincoln did. John F. Kennedy, who was Demosthenes to Bush's Daffy Duck, spoke elegantly, but simply in comparison to Lincoln. And no one writes his/her own speech, which allows Bush to channel the Heritage Foundation without knowing how to pronounce the same word three times.



#2760: — 05/25  at  01:12 PM
A characteristically sharp Will Saletan piece on Bush's speech: http://politics.slate.msn.com/id/2101011/



#2762: — 05/25  at  01:44 PM
Bush's intellectual capabilities are the new emperor's new clothes. He's so bad it's hard to believe he's not parodying himself.

As to tearing down the torture prison, I heard on NPR today that he actually proposes to tear it down if the Iraqi ruling council (whatever that turns out to be) agrees and after a new prison is built. In other words, don't hold your breath waiting for the US to do what it should have done the instant US forces took the prison.



#2763: — 05/25  at  02:03 PM
Actually I can quite easily imagine Bush using the word "sophistical," e.g., "We performed a sophistical analysis of the data and concluded that Saddam had WMDs."



#2764: — 05/25  at  02:14 PM
'Sophistical' is a perfectly promulate word, it's noble meaning embiggens us all.



#2766: — 05/25  at  03:37 PM
Disraeli used "sophistical" in one of the best put-downs ever;

A sophistical rhetorician, inebriated with the exuberance of his own verbosity, and gifted with an egotistical imagination that can at all times command an interminable and inconsistent series of arguments to malign an opponent and to glorify himself.



#2769: — 05/25  at  06:39 PM
Disraeli used "sophistical" in one of the best put-downs ever

I beg to differ. Gazing upon such gems as Abraham Lincoln's "If I had another face, do you think I would wear this one?" and Wolfgang Pauli's "This isn't right. It isn't even wrong", I find it hard to believe that Disraeli's put-down could even make the top fifty. ;)



#2771: Ophelia Benson — 05/25  at  06:55 PM
Yeah, not to mention Hazlitt's opening sentence in the letter to William Gifford - it goes something like this (hem hem, coff coff) - "You, sir, have an unpleasant trick of saying what is not true about anyone you do not happen to like. It shall be the object of this letter to cure you of it."



#2774: — 05/25  at  08:36 PM
Actually, I don't judge the shrub by the fact that he trips over his own tongue, because I do the same. When it's really important to make a point clearly and concisely, my vocabulary goes away and my tongue trips over words.

Bush's real deficiency is his brain. Although I must admit, were I trying to set up an unelected shadow government with an affable, not-too-bright elected figurehead, I might well consider someone like him. The neocons chose well for themselves.



#2778: — 05/26  at  07:24 AM
I once worked for a government official who rambled and talked almost incoherently. I thought he had trouble expressing himself. Then I realized that his words reflected perfectly what was in his brain.



#2779: — 05/26  at  08:05 AM
I worked for a guy like that once also Mark. We used to literally collect the funnier statements and put out an underground 'newsletter' containing them.



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