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Saturday, June 11, 2005

And I bet he didn't learn about "irony" in his English class, either!

Perhaps you've already heard the story of the Virginia schoolteacher who has been handing out his homemade creationism textbook to his students.

Booher handed out to each student the 500-page, three-ring binder titled "Creation Battles Evolution" at the start of each school year for his Biology 2 class, Lee said Booher told him. While optional, students received extra credit for studying the text.

"He told the students, 'You may read this. You don't have to. It has some Bible references in it,'" said Lee, who received an anonymous tip on Booher's text. "This teacher felt like he wasn't doing anything wrong. He said it was strictly voluntary."

"Optional", and "strictly voluntary", yet students get extra credit for studying it, huh? Right. Just like all of the exams in my classes are entirely optional—it's just that students get credit and grades for them. But I don't require them to take any tests.

So Booher has been told to knock it off—no more handing out ignorant trash to the students under his care. I've found one weblog that protests:

This aversion to Creation being taught is baffling to me. On every other issue these same people advocate rights and freedom of information. Why doesn't that ever extend to Creation or anything Christian?

Pity party time! Guess what: you can teach creationism and Christianity all you want, and it goes on all the time. There are these things called "churches" that infest every community in the land, like a rash of pimples, and people can assemble in them and practice almost any religious belief they want. They even get tax breaks! Even I, nasty ol' atheist that I am, advocate the rights of people to learn about creationism and Christianity, and would sic the ACLU on anyone who tried to crash a Sunday School and dictate that they must replace their copies of the Bible with The Structure of Evolutionary Theory.

However, we're talking about the public schools…the places where everyone, no matter what their creed, are supposed to be instructed in the basic concepts necessary for informed membership in an educated, democratic society. In math class they should learn about math, not St. Augustine, and in science class they should learn about science, not religious myths. When we skimp on the science and have poor teachers who waste time on bible stories in the biology class, we get an incompetent citizenry who say foolish things like this:

I would dare say that creation has far more scientific evidence than evolution. There are many, but you really needn't look past the First and Second Laws of Thermodynamics to prove not only Creation, but also a young age for the earth.

You see? That is why we should oppose science teachers who waste time with creationism—their students come out ignorant of the evidence and with heads full of nonsense. There is no scientific evidence for creationism, and the idea was discarded by scientists long ago because it contradicts the available evidence; the Talk.Origins archive is full of good stuff describing the support for evolution, or if you're a masochist, you can find thousands of current primary papers on the topic on PubMed. As for the thermodynamics argument, oh, please. Evolution does not violate the law of conservation of energy, nor does it decrease entropy.

This weblogger does say precisely one thing with which I agree.

The worst part of all this is that our children are the pawns in this debacle. It is truly very sad.

Think of all the kids coming out of high school thinking there is evidence for creationism, that the earth is less than ten thousand years old, and that evolution violates physical laws! It's tragic, I tell you.


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Comments:
#28055: — 06/11  at  12:40 PM
I like having the gumby man as the background to the quoted sections.



#28057: Paul — 06/11  at  12:57 PM
It's not all the quoted sections, note. Just a certain few. I found it humourous that the dissenting weblog is called "The Narrow."



's avatar #28059: PZ Myers — 06/11  at  01:19 PM
Only creationist quotes get Mr Gumby. It sets the appropriate ambiance.

PZ Myers
Division of Science and Math
University of Minnesota, Morris



#28060: coturnix — 06/11  at  02:08 PM
Hmmm. Code-backgrounds. I like it.



#28062: — 06/11  at  02:13 PM
One bit of good news (via the Anchorage Daily News):

The great debate on teaching evolution in Alaska's public schools was short and sweet Friday morning.

Short in that it took less than a minute at the start of the State Board of Education meeting for board member Shirley Holloway of Anchorage to propose adopting a controversial set of state science teaching standards and for board member Esther Cox, also of Anchorage, to move to strengthen the standard on evolution.
And sweet, in that Holloway quickly agreed, noting that a procession of scientists and educators who testified for such a change the day before were "respectful, professional and very helpful."

The sudden light mood contrasted sharply with the angst over the same issue that filled the same room 12 years earlier, according to longtime Education Department spokesman Harry Gamble.

"Almost to the person, the only people who came out for the (1993) public hearing were people who testified one after another on behalf of creationism," Gamble said. "There must have been a few others who came out, but they were overwhelmingly outnumbered. And the board moved with that, you know, compromise language (on teaching evolution)."


This time we weren't outnumbered, or as unprepared. Unfortunately, now entire classes of kids with 12 years of substandard education have graduated from our schools...



#28063: Kevin — 06/11  at  02:15 PM
I have to say the fight over evolution v. creationism is a sign of the stupidity of our times. Next we'll be debating whether it's accurate or not to weigh a witch by tying a women to a rock and throwing her into a lake.

-Common Sense New Yorkism (liberal-leaning gay blog)



's avatar #28064: Nullifidian — 06/11  at  02:22 PM
Well, that's a really stupid way of telling if a woman is a witch. The true way to tell is, if a woman weighs as much as a duck, then she must be made of wood, and therefore a witch. It has 100% accuracy every time it's been tried.

"We are obliged, therefore, to spread the news, painful and bitter though it may be for some to hear, that all living things on earth are kindred.” Edward Abbey, Desert Solitaire



#28066: — 06/11  at  02:31 PM
Only creationist quotes get Mr Gumby. It sets the appropriate ambiance.


Its not nice to insult Mr. Gumby by comparing him to a creationist

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"As with all of ID, the important thing is first to have the concept. Production can then follow as a matter of course.” -Dembski



#28067: — 06/11  at  02:33 PM
coturnix says:

Code-backgrounds. I like it.


I don't know. Do we really want to sully the good name of Gumby by associating it with something as idiotic as creationism?



#28070: Tom Morris — 06/11  at  02:49 PM
Just imagine a group of anti-theieves breaking in to a Baptist church and replacing the Bibles with copies of Gould's Structure of Evolutionary Theory. I'm not sure it's physically possible to lift that many copies of Structure. I picked up one copy of Structure in a bookshop in London a while back and now look something like the Hunchback of Notre Dame. I thought about buying it, but not only was it extremely expensive, but I would also have to lug it home. Neither was an appealing idea.



#28071: — 06/11  at  02:51 PM
Oh, great. Now I've Messrs. Palin and Cleese doing Gumby voices in my head when I read creationist quotes.



#28074: — 06/11  at  03:15 PM
I would like to eat all of the creationists' progeny. They are a bunch of microencephalic ignoramuses. My hatred runs deep.

The secret word below is:
octopus



#28077: Eva Young — 06/11  at  04:58 PM
Well I stopped by the Republican State Central Committee today. I argued with several creationists there. I heard the Behe argument, and the life can't come from non-life with a spark of lightning argument. I suggested the person read Iris Frye's book that covers the origin of life, and explained that evolution does not deal with the origin of life. It deals with how species change over time.



#28079: Orac — 06/11  at  05:08 PM
Another thing about this story: I bet most of the kids did the reading of the creationist text mainly because they thought it would be an easy way to get some extra credit. I know that, if I were in high school, that's what I would have done, whether I believed the tripe or not. (Remember, of course, that I was a budding pre-med at the time...) No student aiming for A's passes up easy extra credit.

--
Orac “A statement of fact cannot be insolent.”
http://oracknows.blogspot.com



#28080: — 06/11  at  05:41 PM
This Alaskan is also fairly pleased with the state school board's sensible turn, as janimal reports. Had there been any organized anti-evolution presence at all, it might not have gone so smoothly.

As it was, the Board of Ed did hear from a state senator who argued (on another matter) that religious materials should be allowed for state-chartered homeschool programs. Because they reflect the worldviews of Isaac Newton and Pythagoras, he said. (But not the paganism of Pythagoras or the Arian heresy of Newton, one would suppose.)

I just re-viewed the episode of Cosmos in which Carl Sagan sets the Pythagorean mystics in direct opposition to the Ionian scientists (while crediting Pythagoras with naming the concept of "cosmos"). For example, they wanted to suppress the square root of 2, because irrational numbers might unsettle the public. Maybe that's what the senator has in mind.



#28082: John Wilkins — 06/11  at  06:55 PM
Even I, nasty ol' atheist that I am, advocate the rights of people to learn about creationism and Christianity, and would sic the ACLU on anyone who tried to crash a Sunday School and dictate that they must replace their copies of the Bible with The Structure of Evolutionary Theory.

Too bloody right. Gould's Brick is too damned heavy for little kids to lift! Make them read Maynard Smith's The Tjeory of Evolution instead.

John S. Wilkins : evolvethought.blogspot.com



#28083: John Wilkins — 06/11  at  06:55 PM
Even I, nasty ol' atheist that I am, advocate the rights of people to learn about creationism and Christianity, and would sic the ACLU on anyone who tried to crash a Sunday School and dictate that they must replace their copies of the Bible with The Structure of Evolutionary Theory.

Too bloody right. Gould's Brick is too damned heavy for little kids to lift! Make them read Maynard Smith's The Theory of Evolution instead.

John S. Wilkins : evolvethought.blogspot.com



's avatar #28085: PZ Myers — 06/11  at  07:51 PM
Yeah, and if they try to read the thing, they'll get lost in a dozen clauses and a couple of parenthetical asides...in each sentence. That would be cruel.

PZ Myers
Division of Science and Math
University of Minnesota, Morris



#28100: John Wilkins — 06/11  at  09:48 PM
If you were feeling truly nasty, you could insist they read my thesis after Gould. I caught parentheses from him. [Well, from nineteenth century biological papers, but he helped...]

John S. Wilkins : evolvethought.blogspot.com



#28114: — 06/12  at  03:18 AM
You know what, I might be in a nasty mood, but am I really the onlyone who has a problem with Booher not getting fired? Anyone who teaches anti-science in a science class should get fired in my opinion. It would be like someone teaching German in French classes because he likes Germany better (though not quite, as German is at least a language like French).



's avatar #28120: Virge — 06/12  at  06:31 AM
Not a bad idea, Kristjian. Firing Booher would result in a win-win situation. Future students would win--they wouldn't suffer from Booher's miseducation. Booher himself would win, since he'd realize that he had been deemed worthy to be persecuted for his faith.



's avatar #28121: Virge — 06/12  at  06:32 AM
Oops. Sorry Kristjan. I misspelled you name in my previous post.



#28122: — 06/12  at  07:01 AM
I don't know what the contractual arrangements are in the US, but it seems to me that not enough teachers get fired for incompetence and/or dishonesty, even fraud, in what they do. In the UK, the issues in schools seem to be more about crowd control (who's beating up whom) than education.

Getting rid of incompetent and dishonest teachers would cause a shortage though - which is probably a big factor in not doing it despite the need for it (to establish that standards are important). Conscription of competent scientists is unlikely to go down well. Perhaps the equivalent of voluntary service overseas is required, in which scientists etc from the corporate sector spend some portion of their time working in schools (in their own area rather than abroad and possibly with tax breaks or something similar) as advisors to teachers, eg classroom assistants. That way the only mildly incompetent teachers should get better and the dishonest ones would be forced to suppress their own misbehaviour or be more easily outed.



#28123: — 06/12  at  07:10 AM
Is there any chance of tracking down a copy of this guy's opus? Five hundred page three ring binder texts just strike me as having the potential to contain endless hours of hysteria within them, and I could use a laugh. It really does sound like the educated man's version of the crazy guy handbills that litter every major city.



#28125: Tom Morris — 06/12  at  07:45 AM
SEF: the crowd control thing is pretty much true. I finished at my old school (a reasonably good middle-class comp just on the border between the suburbs and the country) and it is definitely more about crowd control than learnin'.

We had a pretty good science department in retrospect, even if one of the biology teacher sent me to sleep on occasions (the physics teacher was excellent in a nerdy Star Trek kind of way though).

The fact that schools are exam-cram centres combined with a sort of background noise anti-intellectualism does make it more about cattle herding than about learning. I'd say intellectual interest or love for a subject probably can't happen before the age of about 14 at school.

The thing that I found worrying was that my old school was, by all reports, a "good school" - it was on the higher end of the bell curve academically and got better results than most of the other schools in the area. They even became a specialist Technology school which was an award from the government to show that they had reached a good status in Science, Computer Technology, Mathematics and the practical technology subjects (eg. home ec, graphic design etc.). But still there was really no intellectual culture there at all - I couldn't think of many, if any, instances where learning as it's own reward was encouraged.

(I'm more encouraged now - most of the people two to four years younger than me who are finishing school now or finishing 11th year are much more in to learning for it's own sake - they know their science and their literature, they hold their own in debate, aren't afraid of libraries or Wikipedia and are generally the cool, smart people I always wished we're at my school when I was there).

The worst thing is, and some reports have confirmed this, that a culture of anti-intellectualism sucks everyone else in to it - even smart people who could do cool stuff. This really is a bad thing. The kind of anti-intellectualism I'm talking about wasn't even limited to the dumb kids. I was in top-set maths - the people getting A*'s, A's and B's - and the anti-intellectualism there was almost as prevalent as it was in bottom-set French (guilty as charged).

I don't know why British schools are this way, but I'd love to know. Why can't the schools take the lessons that teachers learn at university (and all teachers have had a university education - they need it to become qualified) and apply it to schools?



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