Breaking news: Republicans are idiots
It breaks my heart to see how civil discourse has broken down, but it has become objectively clear that Hugh Hewitt, PowerLine, and Michelle Malkin are rooting for the anti-Enlightenment, anti-Constitutional forces of oppression and darkness and popping-people-in-the-noggin-ness and making-up-stupid-science-ness. These people are so confused that Hewitt blames bird flu on terrorists, PowerLine doesn't realize that wrestling is fake, and Malkin keeps changing her name, and can't even spell "Brian" the same way twice! What else can you expect from people who listen to the imaginary words of Jesus and ignore sweet, sweet reason?
Pandagon is leading the charge in our struggle for greater intelligence and civility in the blogosphere, while long-time friends of Pharyngula, Science and Politics and Roxanne, agree with me completely, and liberal blogtopia is overwhelmingly unanimous. Hughes for America has an excellent defense of my ideas, while I look forward to Ariadne's insight on this important matter, so often ignored by the uninformed shills of the Right.
I know that the orcish minions of those conservative villains will flood my comments with odious lies, but I cannot stand by while they continue to propagate their nonsense. Be civil in response, people, as all good Liberals are, while kicking their dumb Red State asses. I will leave comments open, but be warned: any attempts to refute my self-evident statements of Truth will be deleted, and persistence will be rewarded with banning.
UPDATE: Ann Bartow agrees that conservatives are enervating and tiresome.


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