#38154: John Wilkins — 08/30  at  07:16 PM
Just pay for the tickets and the replacement salary. I'll feed you all the whisky you can drink.

#38156: Ron Sullivan — 08/30  at  08:10 PM
Here's a virtual gin and tonic. Junipero gin. More complicated than the name implies. Seconds are in the thermos next to you.

Now put your feet up on something, let your innermost spiwwitual self perceive the subtleties of the gin, and gaze into the Midwestern distance till you feel your blood pressure drop. Big Nurse Has Spoken.

Glad the sonovabitch missed you.

#38161: — 08/30  at  08:58 PM
P.Z. says he's a moron and Ron says he's a snovabitch. With just a little more infomation, say the colour and make of his car, I think we could track the driver down and send him or her a stern letter on the responsibilities of road users. After all, how many people of moronic disposition who have at least one parent who is a bitch and who drive say, green honda civics, could there be?