Crescent madness
There's a reason I don't read the right-wing blogs, and only catch them when someone else filters them for me—some of those people are insane.
As a public service announcement to Wingnuttia, I suggest you monitor this site and don't go outside in early October. You'll want to stay indoors for a few days in every 28.
Don't visit the Olympic Peninsula, ever (this is good news; it's one of my favorite places, and it'll scare the riff-raff away).
Stay away from the beach. There are swarms of scary diatoms like Pyrocystis lunula floating around and glowing.
Just hold it in:



They do have a point -- where, for instance, has a tsunami hit the west coast, no doubt at God's insistence? Crescent City, that's where. Best to err on the "no crescents allowed" side fer sher.