Defeated by the squid
Some people have the strange idea that I don't like or respect engineers, and nothing could be further from the truth. When Jan Theodore Galkowski sent me a paper on jet flow in swimming squid, I was thrilled. I started reading, and the first diagram made perfect sense…

…but then after the third page I was totally lost. It's all fluid hydrodynamics and many techniques I've never used, seen, or heard of to analyze how squid generate thrust in their swimming. Some I could follow, but it got very, very mathy, and soon enough I was rendered helpless and could only look at the pretty pictures of jets and vortices. How distressing.
I was persistent, though. I went looking for other papers on the subject to see if a different perspective would make it all clear. I did dig into another that had this lovely illustration of squid swimming in a kind of current chamber…

…but again I was foiled in my comprehension of angles of attack and fin vs. jet propulsion by my deficiencies in engineering specialties. Do other people out there get as lost in the molecular genetics/developmental biology literature as I do in the hydrodynamics literature? Papers that describe genes and epigenetics and embryological processes all seem so simple to me, compared to papers outside my specialty.
So, yeah, I think engineers are smart people. I think we need some engineer with a cephalopod fetish to start blogging.
Anderson EJ, Grosenbaugh MA (2005) Jet flow in steadily swimming adult squid. The Journal of Experimental Biology 208:1125-1146.
Bartol IK, Patterson MR, Mann R (2001) Swimming mechanics and behavior of the shallow-water brief squid Lolliguncula brevis. The Journal of Experimental Biology 204:3655-3682.


I'm the same way when it comes to Information Science. "What do you mean, you don't know what dtatabase specificity means!? It's so simple!"
Conversely, I like to break out the techno babble every once in a while, especially when it's assumed that, because I'm a librarian, all I do is alphabetize books. As if Librarianship somehow stayed in the nineteenth century and it's all Dewey and his damnable decimal system. We have computers now and everything.