Don't try to help unless you know what you're talking about
I am so tired of the people who claim to be on my side misstating the debate.
There is an article in Inside Higher Ed by Gerald Graff that starts out all right—he's saying that the Intelligent Design creationists have hijacked the phrase "teach the controversy" and are using it inappropriately—but then he goes on to screw it up.
…there seems to me a certain failure of nerve here on the part of the Left. After all, if evolution and intelligent design were debated in academic courses, the religious Right would have the same risk of losing as the liberal secularists — maybe greater risk, if Hitchens is correct. In any case, it’s not clear that one wins a battle of beliefs by hunkering down, circling the wagons, and refusing to engage the other side. And if the Right has more money and media clout with which to shape such a debate, that may be all the more reason to enter the debate: if you don’t have money and media clout, arguments are your best bet.
We aren't "afraid" of creationism. We are not worried about discussing the subject in the classroom. We are also not trying to legislate that Intelligent Design not be taught; no one is suggesting that teachers should be penalized for mentioning Dembski or Paley or Gish in the classroom. We don't advocate that teachers should "act as if their students’ doubts about evolution don’t exist"—they should discuss these things. I am going to be giving a lecture on ID and creationism in our introductory biology course this semester. Can we please get it straight? It is infuriating to see the media and our so-called allies failing to grasp this fundamental point.
This is about standards. What do we consider important for students to come out of the classroom knowing at the end of their school years? What are the valuable concepts in biology that a well-educated person should understand? It is not about pedagogy. If teachers want to use creationism as an example to illustrate concepts (I would hope as a bad example!), more power to 'em. Go for it.
Look, if a teacher finds that dressing up as a clown is a useful strategy for getting students to learn about evolution, I'm not going to argue about it. The issue is whether we want to specify in our standards that all students should graduate knowing how to tap dance in clown shoes.
We don't. The creationists do. It's that simple.
EvolutionBlog confronts a similarly ill-founded suggestion from a political scientist. Hey, people over there in that other culture, could you please try to get your stories straight before trying to help us? It's like watching Emily Litella rushing to our aid.


As usual, the so-called helping hand strikes again (and again). Help is hard (apparently).
Whenever someone says "I'm on your side on this evolution thing" our crap detectors should go into high gear.
Please stop helping. Instead go to the library and read a book on evolution or go through the journals on evolutionary biology or take a professor of evolutionary biology to lunch and ask for some help in understanding evolution and in this case what standards-based education means. Or admit the limits of what is understood. I don't mean to exclude taking a high school biology teacher to lunch either, one committed to standards-based education and committed to teaching evolutionary biology in her/his biology course. I can think of several here and can't forget those incredible teachers at Dover.
And what is so stunning is that there is not a lot to get straight: teach science in science class.
And PZ, was the squid news exciting, nearly unbelievable. What an elusive beast it is. Thanks for the URL to the paper. Another reason to love Darwin's tangled bank (and vasty deeps).