The Pagan Prattle excavates a real find.

Molatar Seth Pyragent is a missionary with a difference:

This site is dedicated to spreading the Gospel in the werewolf and furry communities. It is my hope that many trans-species people will accept Jesus as their Savior through this ministry.

It's weird enough that the guy thinks he's an actual dragon and offers advice on shapeshifting (warning: you'll need to get a new drivers license photo, and veterinarians are expensive), but he also dislikes evolution.

The Theory of Evolution is simply that. A theory. It has been proven to be an incorrect theory and should be thrown out, but the schools continue to teach it because despite its errors, it is the only way atheists can explain the origin of life. To give up on evolution would mean accepting that a benevolent God created everything, and that's just too much for atheists to understand.

It's hard to work up a sweat over a kid who is so confused he can't discriminate between real-life and a fantasy role playing game, but then again, maybe he is incredibly smart.

I hate FRPG's because the people who play them irritate me. Most FRPG players are little snobs that won't let truly intelligent people like myself join their games.

You will probably not be surprised to learn that he is also celibate.