I may have to invest in a speculum
OK, guys, I'm warning you: don't look at this unless you really want to curl up in a ball under your desk and suck your thumb for a while. If I wake up with a screaming nightmare in the middle of the night, I'm blaming feministing.


What if we look at it and just think "Hey, what an amusing idea. I bet that would be really funny if put to use"?
I mean, hypothetically.