#11483: — 12/19  at  12:13 PM
Shoot, there goes my silly putty theory..

#11484: — 12/19  at  12:35 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

#11485: — 12/19  at  12:36 PM
Related computing insiders knowledge. Dust inside your computer is really discarded data packets.

#11491: — 12/19  at  01:24 PM
This seems part of Christian Science doctrine: that God is a part of every thing.

#11493: coturnix — 12/19  at  02:15 PM
In my native language, the word "jebons" would translate, roughly, as "fu**ers".

#11497: — 12/19  at  03:30 PM
Man! What if he changes his mind?

#11498: — 12/19  at  04:00 PM
Just another round of destruction of the sheep, Mark. You know, just like you have to reboot Windows every now and then to keep it running right.

#11501: — 12/19  at  05:20 PM
Jebons? I thought that was christian nonsense talk...oh sorry, that's Jebonics.

#11503: — 12/19  at  05:46 PM
What an amazing image! Was it created with femtosecond laser pulses?

#11504: Socar — 12/19  at  06:26 PM
Augh! There goes my rootbeer, ALL over my monitor.

(Hey, if ordinary matter is held together with Jebons, does antimatter involve anti-Jebons? Are antimatter black holes really dark, Satanic pools of anti-Christendom?)

#11508: — 12/19  at  08:32 PM
Great thinking, Socar! Thanks to you, the true purpose of those g-dless Europeans at CERN has finally been revealed! Now that they've created anti-hydrogen, they'll move on to heavier anti-elements and anti-molecules, which will be used to revitalize ancient anti-DNA samples found in the Great Pyramid of Giza. Then, in an occult Masonic ritual conducted in the stygian bowels of the Large Hadron Collider, they will clone the anti-Jebus himself! Fortunately, after saving the Commander in Chief's sexy, blonde, helpless daughter from certain death at the hands of merciless lesbian assassins, you will lead a crack team of U.S. Marines through a dangerous aerial insertion over the Franco-Swiss border and fight your way through the eerie, deserted tunnels of the LHC to a final confrontation with the very hordes of Hell!

p.s. As far as I know, tho, there's no such thing as an antimatter black hole.

#11510: Socar — 12/20  at  12:02 AM
I was afraid someone would point that out. But I really, really, REALLY wanted to say "dark, Satanic pools of anti-Christendom".

I like your Large Hadron Collider anti-Jebus even better, though. Nice one!

#11707: — 12/21  at  07:55 PM
All through physiology last semester I knew he was leaving out a very important detail. This must be it, our Lord and Savior holds the universe with His grand little arms.