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Tuesday, November 16, 2004

My kind of panda

I saw this on Scribbling Woman—a motley collection of scanned paperback covers and movie posters from the 50s and 60s (Caution! Many are not work safe!). This stuff brings back fond memories of my youth, when I was dreadfully poor and desperate for stuff to read, and would plow through piles of those lurid paperbacks found in moldy old boxes at garage sales and in, of all places, porn shops. In Seattle, down along 2nd Avenue, there was a string of seedy porn shops that would have all their garish wares up on racks on the walls, but they'd always have a table in the middle of the store with a pile of random books for sale at really cheap prices—I think the idea was that they could always point to the disorganized crap in a pile and claim that they were a legitimate bookstore. I'd always go straight to the pulp table, where you'd find some splendid copy of The War Against the Rull for ten cents, or where I once found a nice hardback copy of The Idylls of the King for next to nothing.

Anyway, one thing I liked in this collection was this pudgy, cross-eyed panda bear. I strongly empathize with this bear. I also wish I had the whole text, because I'm really curious to know how you could write a whole book about Panda Bear Passion without filling it with lots of zoological detail on the Ailuropoda.

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That image has been cropped. If you insist, though, and are mature enough to view a bare breast without panicking, here's the whole thing.

You know, it could also make for a pretty good logo for the Panda's Thumb. Or Pandagon.


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Comments:
#9046: pissed off patricia — 11/16  at  08:19 AM
Wow, I just had one of those cartoon moments. You know when the cartoon character sees something amazing and their eyes zoom out from their sockets for a moment. Your article with a cross eyed panda made my eyes zoom.

When I was five years old, I asked Santa for a toy, stuffed panda bear. Christmas eve night I had a dream that Santa brought the bear but when I picked it up to hug it, its eyes were crossed. The dream was so real to me that I refused to go into the living room the next morning because I was afraid if I had received the bear, he would have crossed eyes. I threw such a fit that finally my mother swore she had checked the bear and he was good to go.
So what does this dream from long ago have to do with your article? Beats the hell out of me. Just thought I would share the story since it isn't all that often that the subject of a cross eyed panda bear comes up.



#9063: — 11/16  at  11:31 AM
I just want to know if either the panda on the book cover or the one in Patricia's dream was named "Gladly, the cross-eyed bear".

Sorry.



#9071: — 11/16  at  12:25 PM
PZ, did you ever find any first editions by Kilgore Trout?



's avatar #9073: PZ Myers — 11/16  at  12:34 PM
I think he was the old guy running the store, actually.

PZ Myers
Division of Science and Math
University of Minnesota, Morris



#9090: — 11/16  at  02:16 PM
Oh damn PZ...I missed my calling. Talk about being born a decade or two too late. Here I've wasted all this time trying to paint critters when I could have painted the cover of "Attack of the 50 foot woman"!

There's actually some great work displayed. Thanks for the link.



's avatar #9092: PZ Myers — 11/16  at  02:26 PM
I have a suspicion, though, that the people doing that work had to churn it out fast, got paid very little, and got even less respect.

I agree that there is a real panache to a lot of it, though, and it's definitely distinctive.

PZ Myers
Division of Science and Math
University of Minnesota, Morris



#9097: — 11/16  at  03:00 PM
Oh you are so right PZ. Especially the churn it out fast part. There was plenty of respect from colleagues. Back in the San Francisco Art Studio days, I once did a double page ad illustration for the video game "Shinobe" in 6 hours. Now it takes me forever to do anything.

I got paid pretty well for it however. I only wish I was making that kind of money today. The great decades of painted illustration were the 1920s through the 1950s.



#9099: — 11/16  at  03:06 PM
I note one constant in all those monster movies. If you're a young woman, there's one certain way to be safe: go outdoors wearing a parka or something else all-concealing, non-figure-hugging, and very hard to remove.



#9143: Wm Annis — 11/16  at  08:05 PM
I recently ran across a great little Taschen Icon book, "Future Perfect: Vintage Futuristic Graphics." Not so many breasts, but it's still interesting to see what people in the 40s thought the future would look like (hint: round, and with more spires). Some of the art is silly, or shoddy, but some I think is quite interesting.



#9168: — 11/17  at  09:18 AM
"Not so many breasts, but it’s still interesting to see what people in the 40s thought the future would look like (hint: round, and with more spires)."

And airships. ALWAYS with the airships. We have a picture in our museum's history wing (an old gaol) that depicts Perth in the year 2000 or so.

and there's all these damn AIRSHIPS everywhere..



#9187: — 11/17  at  12:34 PM
Actually, Military History Magazine (I'm sure you're all subscribers smile) has about half of its illustrations done by quick-contract painters. Some of them rival the works of classic illustrators (no, not Maxfield Parrish) and are both artistically pleasing and historically accurate. A former co-worker collects old magazine covers with the gaudy "adventure" scenes, and I have been told that Frazzeta book covers from the 70s and 80s are bringing in big dinero. Question: Why has the Nazi-clothed dominatrix theme been so popular over the years?



's avatar #9188: PZ Myers — 11/17  at  12:45 PM
Actually, I was a subscriber to it some years ago; I let it lapse because it was almost all Civil War and WWII, and I'm much more interested in everything before 1709. I also own a couple of book collections of Frazetta's work -- I was a teenager in the 70s and ate that stuff up. See? Don't stereotype us leftists, either.

I am not, however, a fan of the Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS genre.

PZ Myers
Division of Science and Math
University of Minnesota, Morris



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