My kind of panda
I saw this on Scribbling Woman—a motley collection of scanned paperback covers and movie posters from the 50s and 60s (Caution! Many are not work safe!). This stuff brings back fond memories of my youth, when I was dreadfully poor and desperate for stuff to read, and would plow through piles of those lurid paperbacks found in moldy old boxes at garage sales and in, of all places, porn shops. In Seattle, down along 2nd Avenue, there was a string of seedy porn shops that would have all their garish wares up on racks on the walls, but they'd always have a table in the middle of the store with a pile of random books for sale at really cheap prices—I think the idea was that they could always point to the disorganized crap in a pile and claim that they were a legitimate bookstore. I'd always go straight to the pulp table, where you'd find some splendid copy of The War Against the Rull for ten cents, or where I once found a nice hardback copy of The Idylls of the King for next to nothing.
Anyway, one thing I liked in this collection was this pudgy, cross-eyed panda bear. I strongly empathize with this bear. I also wish I had the whole text, because I'm really curious to know how you could write a whole book about Panda Bear Passion without filling it with lots of zoological detail on the Ailuropoda.

That image has been cropped. If you insist, though, and are mature enough to view a bare breast without panicking, here's the whole thing.
You know, it could also make for a pretty good logo for the Panda's Thumb. Or Pandagon.


Wow, I just had one of those cartoon moments. You know when the cartoon character sees something amazing and their eyes zoom out from their sockets for a moment. Your article with a cross eyed panda made my eyes zoom.
When I was five years old, I asked Santa for a toy, stuffed panda bear. Christmas eve night I had a dream that Santa brought the bear but when I picked it up to hug it, its eyes were crossed. The dream was so real to me that I refused to go into the living room the next morning because I was afraid if I had received the bear, he would have crossed eyes. I threw such a fit that finally my mother swore she had checked the bear and he was good to go.
So what does this dream from long ago have to do with your article? Beats the hell out of me. Just thought I would share the story since it isn't all that often that the subject of a cross eyed panda bear comes up.