Well. I watched this beer commercial (16MB quicktime movie), description here), and was a bit peeved at all the inaccuracies. We are not descended from flying squirrels, ichthyosaurs, or birds, to name a few problems, although they do look very cool.

All errors are forgiven, though, for the expression on the face of the mudskipper at the end.

To celebrate my true purpose, then, I had to go to the refrigerator...and although I didn't have any Guinness on hand, I did have a bottle of Dave Puskala's^* Black Bear homebrew, which is just as good.

^*Note that people who give me beer get a good return on their investment.