Pirate jokes
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Pirate modeI want you all to know—no artsy fartsy pirate jokes. Now I've got to go and keelhaul Dan.
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Sunday, September 19, 2004
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Shut yer rum-hole, ya mincin' pile o' goat-droppings. You question Cap'n Myers again and I'll personally see to it that you spend yer days fightin' sharks for yer limbs back. Now go fetch me wenches, and hoist up that mizzen mast, ye treacherous knave!
"The great trouble is that the preachers get the children from six to seven years of age and then it is almost impossible to do anything with them." --Thomas Edison.
Arrr, Ben, ye can be my bos'n. D'nnae spare the lash!
PZ Myers
Division of Science and Math
University of Minnesota, Morris
Nay. I was just check'n yer loyalty mate!
Arrr... so a pirate walks into a bar, with a steerin' wheel down th' front o' his pants... the bartender asks 'im about it, and the pirate says, "Arr, it's drivin' me nuts!"
How's that fer a pirate joke, mateys?
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Geez, I leave for one day, and when I return the world has gone MAD!