#43265: charlie wagner — 10/09  at  08:25 PM


Hey! This is fun...

Charlie needs a new cloak.

A good ear scratch is all Charlie needs.

Charlie needs a new hobby.

Charlie needs a vote

Charlie needs the opportunity to try out various activities that are appropriate for his skill level.

Charlie needs Liam to give him something to blur the edges of reality.

Charlie needs to transcribe all his work.

Charlie needs to keep track of some of the messages that come his way.

Charlie needs to be writing for a major news magazine.

Charlie needs only to glance up at the top of the screen to be reminded of what project stage he's working on and what his project goal is.

#43269: Zeno — 10/09  at  09:53 PM
Oh, dear.

Anthony needs coaching in game of life.
Anthony needs your feedback!
Anthony needs touches, and to forget the past.
Anthony needs all the help he can get.
Anthony needs a new team.
Anthony needs to know.
Anthony needs every second to achieve some measure of atonement.
Anthony needs you to know that the kid isn't his.

As for my nom de blog, it doesn't have it much better:

Zeno needs another premise.
Zeno needs to feel that exhilararion [sic] again.
Zeno needs to consider Parmenides.
Zeno needs money.
Zeno needs to respond to Socrates' challenge.
Zeno needs to go to hell and visit the folks.
Zeno needs to control his emotions better.

Wah!

#43272: Socar — 10/09  at  11:42 PM
Ha, ha! The very first result for "Socar needs" tells us that "Socar needs money." How apropos. Groan.

#43275: Ken Cope — 10/10  at  12:44 AM
Ken needs a hug and some new windchimes
Ken needs to learn the balance between being a great friend, and being a poor fiancé
Ken needs long blonde hair
Ken Needs a Barbie
Ken needs Phentermine
Ken needs to follow up with SMETE (Science, Math, Engineering, and Technology Education) on NSF-oriented content and tools
Ken needs to recognise that there are many people in the community, as well as thousands of scientists world-wide, who believe that it is essential that we urgently establish an adequate system of fully protected marine reserves.
Ken needs to accept that people who don’t agree with him have a right to be heard.
Ken needs your photos
Ken needs a pedestal
Ken needs your support to continue that work as the US Congressman for the 44th Congressional District
Ken needs to protect his service with the one provider he has left
Ken needs to learn how to discuss how he is feeling and why he is frustrated in a constructive manner
Ken needs his help on his budget problems
Ken needs a helping hand
Ken needs everybody’s prayers and support at this time
Ken needs to buy that Bible version that features the dancing clowns and pop-up pictures
Ken needs a fully functioning animal with a working nervous system
Ken needs my breast milk because he is having trouble growing
Ken needs to get a life

#43276: — 10/10  at  01:04 AM
Craig needs to sell his '92 Saturn SL2 - $2900.
Craig needs your prayers (?!)
Craig needs to come back.
Craig needs to get his Facts Straight Over Salmon.
Craig needs to close can of worms he's opened.
Craig needs to provide the information for 8.F.3.F.
Craig needs time to do his man things.
Craig needs a software solution that will streamline and automate his business processes.
Craig needs to catch up, I think...
Craig needs feeding.
Craig needs to deal more directly and thoroughly with species and subspecies that are endemic to this habitat.
Craig needs to put up a web page documenting the electronics setup for the TOF test bench.
Craig needs to stay for his body alone!
Craig needs a shave.
Craig needs to be with someone who appreciates him and Ashley ain't it!
Craig needs to make it clear to them both (a) that it is metaphysically impossible for the universe to have no cause; and (b) that it is metaphysically possible that the universe was instantaneously created by a supernatural agent. (ack.)
Craig needs a place where he can live and a space where he can grow his medicine.
Craig needs someone a little more safe and with a bit of intelligence.

this is addictive.

#43279: Ben — 10/10  at  03:11 AM
PZ needs to apologise to nothing that is not natural

Pz needs to be larger than 20 times the binding energy

Whoooooa, dude. That's better than acid.

Ben Needs help
Big Ben needs no bell to silence Pacers
Attention Red Sox: Ben Needs You
I Will Teach You To Be Rich: Ben needs your help
Ben Needs a Smock
ben needs a ride home
Ben needs prayer
Ben needs home
Ben needs to develop step-by-step approaches to academic work
ben needs money for art supplies
Ben needs help with removing an internal wall
Ben needs to learn to Play Purposefully with Toys
Ben needs to use lambda to make a procedure
Ben needs special owners who have had experience with shy and nervous dogs
Ben needs to pass strings longer than 67784
Ben needs to learn to Pull Himself (??) to a Standing Position (Oh)
Ben needs to keep up the good work he does
Ben needs a special education

I'm special!

#43280: Ian Musgrave — 10/10  at  03:52 AM
Very trippy indeed

Ian needs about $400000 set aside now to cover his future needs.
Ian Needs an Old Man's Cane
Ian needs to record the stocking of pond P 7
Ian needs a wife merely to secure his fortune
Ian needs to start wearing NIN shirts
Ian needs to be sure to practice that drive to the hospital over and over
Ian needs to be advised to keep all sharp objects away from Rebecca
Ian needs to wash his mouth out with soap after that one
Write an inequality for the number of pizzas Ian needs to sell
Ian needs your financial support to make this campaign a reality

#43281: Nullifidian — 10/10  at  04:49 AM

Ian needs your financial support to make this campaign a reality

I'd vote for you. There's just the slight problem of me not being in Australia.

#43285: — 10/10  at  05:42 AM
Scott needs help from Maryland players. (??)
Scott needs Mozilla. (Nope, got it!)
Scott needs nude models. (OK, I think we're done here ...)

#43290: — 10/10  at  07:21 AM

Jeff needs a very solid, experienced
family who can provide him with structure and day-to-day consistency.

Thanks, Google!

#43300: Mike — 10/10  at  08:27 AM
Some guy named Mike Needs took most of my Google results. Did find this gem though:

"You just provided what Mike needs, which is fish, not facts."

#43308: — 10/10  at  09:01 AM
-Babbler Needs Med Help!
-Babbler needs a good photograph of you or your family.
-Babbler needs to top up power steering.
-Babbler needs to set a threshold criterion value.
-Babbler needs a new car.
-A babbler needs these things, you know?
-BABBLER NEEDS HELP.
-Babbler needs to be represented too.
-Babbler needs to be clarified through studies of population density.
-Babbler needs plenty of words telling him what my response would be.

#43325: CC — 10/10  at  10:03 AM
"canadian cynic needs":

Your search - "canadian cynic needs" - did not match any documents.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Perfection, indeed.

#43329: — 10/10  at  10:08 AM
As Ian Musgrave has already done my name ihavedone some others instead

GOD NEEDS TEACHABLE MEN A. WILLING TO BE TAUGHT BY OTHERS
God Needs You
God Needs Sandwich
God Needs More Annas
Walnut Creek bank finds even God needs a banker

Everything George Bush Needs to Know He Learned on the Playground
George Bush Needs a More Intimate Relationship With the Truth, Bless His Heart
George Bush Needs Our Love
George Bush Needs a Potty Break.
George Bush Needs the Gay Dollar
George Bush Needs to Be Impeached

Jesus needs your money T-shirt,
Jesus needs them all
Jesus needs to be more than a wall hanging
Jesus needs thumbs
people Jesus needs
Jesus needs humble and obedient Catholics who are willing to serve Him through the One,
Jesus needs people like us, as crazy and mixed up as we may sometimes be
We need Jesus, but Jesus needs us

With friends like Salvador Cordova Dembski needs no adversaries (one from PT there)
Dembski needs to show (empiracally) the reliability of the DI or retract it
What Dembski needs to do is show that biological genetics instantiates such a situation
Since the output of the program exhibited CSI, Dembski needs to show that there was CSI in the input
Dembski needs to further refine his definition of complexity to consider this

#43353: Jeremy Osner — 10/10  at  11:26 AM
Hey! My top answer, from Sample Book Ideas for Literature-Based Reading Enthusiasts, says it all: "When Jeremy needs answers to questions he usually visits his local library." Way cool.

#43382: — 10/10  at  12:54 PM
Yeesh!!!!!!!

Tricia needs constant assistance to meet her personal care needs like dressing,
toileting, bathing and eating.
Tricia needs a rest from me.
Tricia needs to apologize for being mean to us.
Tricia needs to move back in with her parents so that she is
paying way less rent or none at all and get all of her bills in order.
Tricia needs help, needs therapy, not the electric chair.
Tricia needs a little help.
Tricia needs a therapist.
TRICIA NEEDS YOUR PRAYERS!

Caps not mine - does google *know* I am finishing my dissertation???

#43386: — 10/10  at  01:30 PM
darwin needs -framework support in libtool
Longhair in Darwin needs to get to Sydney or Canberra
darwin needs this to initialize the environment
Any reason Darwin needs special hardware?
Darwin needs no special configuration options.
Charles (ape-man) Darwin needs no introduction.
Darwin needs to establish natural selection as the dominant process forming the groups at higher levels of classification.
Darwin needs to protect and build upon our greatest natural asset
Darwin needs to support architectural constraints
Darwin needs a vision
Charles Darwin needs a posse.
Then, why do I or Darwin need a God in the first place?

#43393: — 10/10  at  02:19 PM
Sean needs to drink beer only in moderation
(a filthy lie)
Sean needs cymbals that cut
(ooh, dangerous cymbals)
Sean needs special molded boots to support his ankles
(Chucks and my regular boots seem to do OK here)
Sean needs drugs
(given all the pharmacology studies I did in college, I think I'm set, actually)
SEAN NEEDS DEDICATED PRAYER PARTNERS WHO WILL PRAY FOR HIM DAILY
(no, I don't)
Sean needs a bigger wind machine to blow his hair about
(given my nearly-shaved head, that's going to be a huge fucking wind machine)
Sean needs some "quiet time for contemplation, meditation or failing this he'd just like to get drunk"
(there we go)

#43418: — 10/10  at  05:19 PM
Oh, this I like...

Reuben needs to do more than his Luther Vandross impression to win me over
Reuben needs something from the hardware store
Reuben needs to quote numbers of children, grandchildren and great grandchildren
Reuben needs to date again immediately
Reuben needs Martha’s touch and presence because both, until now, have been off-limits to him
Reuben needs an environment where he has many and varied social contacts, opportunities to learn and face new challenges
Reuben needs some work, although they have dark rye most days
Reuben needs a Nobel Prize for all the Support hes been giving
Reuben needs To assess Leland Van Lew (Bryan Brown), A fly-By-the-seat-Of-Your-pants billionaire who needs insurance
Reuben needs to come play rugby with me more often

I'm getting a lot of "Along Came Polly" reviews... This is not how I want to be remembered.

#43422: Socar — 10/10  at  05:46 PM
And a few for dear old Michael Be-he-he, tee-hee-hee.

Dr. Behe needs to get out more.
Behe needs pounding before and after leaving.
Behe needs 2 earrings, legs, and a 2nd bracer.

#43425: — 10/10  at  05:54 PM
next day and I'm still thinking on mine. Every time I get to the phrase "metaphysically impossible" my brain suffers a spontaneous reboot and I have to start over.

#43853: coturnix — 10/13  at  10:06 PM
Bora needs your help to reach out to provide education based on loving attention to poor children and AIDS orphans unable to attend Primary School

Bora needs more green hotels like Eden Beach if it is to survive

Bora buyer needs to look at the 115bhp diesel

Bora needs a symbolic masterstroke

Bora needs 35 minutes

Bora needs an n.8 accelerator pump cam

BORA needs to be considered

Bora needs to get to the top of the Tower

I would agree that there needs to be a Bora

#50730: Tratamiento de agua — 11/26  at  02:29 PM
And a few fer dear auld Michael Be-he-he, tee-hee-hee.