#23535: judgeMC — 05/01  at  09:04 AM
-2% I am Commie! whoo hoo!
lol

#23536: Mutant Cat — 05/01  at  09:17 AM
I got a very pure zero, I guess that means I'm perfect.

#23537: Mutant Cat — 05/01  at  09:20 AM
Ok, I did it again and answered really honestly and got 120%

"You think the Klan and the Nazis are too soft. Probably because they let in too many closet gays."

#23540: Chris Clarke — 05/01  at  09:40 AM
I am -26% Republican.

#23542: — 05/01  at  09:56 AM
You are:-42% Republican. The Marxists are too reactionary for you. With people like you around, America collectively thanks God for John Ashcroft.

I guess it surprises nobody anymore that Leon Trotsky is my hero and I think our Presidumba$s is a war criminal. (So was Reagan...too bad that wasn't an option.)

#23544: Chris Clarke — 05/01  at  09:57 AM
Trotsky was a goddamned sellout. Remember Kronstadt!

#23545: PZ Myers — 05/01  at  09:58 AM
You all are just trying to shame me, aren't you?

I'm going to have to get rid of the "Lefties" section of the blogroll and replace it with "Wingnuts". While I may have lost my soul to evil, at least my taxes will be lower, I will have the privilege of nuking my enemies, and I'll never die—even after my cortex has decayed into black, rotting goo, medical technology will be used to keep my corpse dancing, long after you're all fertilizer. And not only that, but every one of my sperm cells will be rescued to produce babies.

#23559: Alon Levy — 05/01  at  10:32 AM
I got -9% and the comment "You're a damn Commie! Where's Tailgunner Joe when we need him?"

I generally answered the way I was expected to when there was no right answer, though. None of the four choices about Hitler made any sense; it's as simplistic as "they hate us for our freedom" to say he's a natural result of patriarchy, and it's as idiotic as "social democrats are communists" to say Hitler was a Republican. Like Kristjan, I'd answer that a woman's place is wherever she wants to be. And I'd rather there have been a more strongly negative answer about Reagan than "senile puppet"; I was looking more for something like "an idiot whose administration was downright stupid about virtually every political issue it could've taken a position on."


Jose, when you talk of a united Latin America, do you mean all of Latin America or just its parts that speak Spanish? Also, be aware that what you're longing for is in violation of the property rights of the United States, which apparently owns all land and all people south of the Rio Grande...

#23567: Orac — 05/01  at  11:26 AM
Geez, I scored 50%. How wishy-washy is that?

#23583: Mark Gisleson — 05/01  at  01:43 PM
1% here. I think to get a perfect score you have to go out and actually kill a Republican (or a suitably wealthy Democrat).

Trackback: Hey, I'm half as Republican as PZ Myers! Tracked on: Newton's Binomium (72.9.234.70) at 2005 05 01 14:04:11
The 1% must be the Lincoln part. American politics is insane!

#23587: Hank Fox — 05/01  at  02:52 PM
3 percent.

Hmm.

#23594: — 05/01  at  03:30 PM
-37%. America thanks God for John Ashcroft.

I'm leftier than all but one of you! Damn you, Chan!

#23601: — 05/01  at  04:32 PM
Alon, I am actually talking about all of it, Brazil included. And I'm sorry we South American commies are violating your property rights. After all, what are we wetbacks gonna do with that oil that rightfully belongs to "America"? I guess use it for our own benefit....

#23604: ang6666 — 05/01  at  04:56 PM
Oh someone shoot me now!!!

You are:
23%
Republican.

You're probably one of those people who still thinks that getting a blowjob is not an impeachable offense.

#23606: Rana — 05/01  at  05:03 PM
-15% here.

What I want to know is (a) how does it work out that 2% = "utterly without a trace of Republicanism" and (b) how come "not Republican" = "negative Republican."

Flawed quiz! Flawed quiz!

#23613: bitchphd — 05/01  at  05:40 PM
I got 9%. Which annoys me on the grounds that it's too much Republican, but pleases me on the grounds that it suggests that I am far from the most leftiest of my lefty friends, which I always assert, but no one ever actually seems to believe.

#23642: Alon Levy — 05/02  at  03:30 AM
Jose, I'm not even American; I was joking about how the United States considers Latin America its property.

#23643: — 05/02  at  03:57 AM
"I was joking about how the United States considers Latin America its property. "

And I was playing along with the joke.

#23647: Alon Levy — 05/02  at  06:07 AM
Sorry... I can be dense at times.

#23653: Republic of Palau — 05/02  at  06:49 AM
"You are:
-12%
Republican.
The Marxists are too reactionary for you. With people like you around, America collectively thanks God for John Ashcroft."

Yay, go me.

#23669: — 05/02  at  09:48 AM
-9% republican...Tail gunner joe is looking for me.

#23677: WolverineTom — 05/02  at  11:38 AM
I'm "-10".

Not bad with the lowest possible score of "-48".

Trackback: How Republican Am I? Tracked on: Saint Nate's Blog (72.9.234.70) at 2005 05 02 11:58:52
Yeah, that's about right. I'm to the right of PZ Myers and to the left of Orac.

#23742: flea — 05/02  at  08:40 PM
26%! How is that possible? I am so ashamed.