Turf war!
Hmmm. I see that Sadly, No! and I are going to have to scrabble over who gets to mock the creationists. I guess as long as the loony creationists are plentiful, I don't have to send any goons over there to teach 'em a lesson over this (Carl Baugh and his evil scheme to poison children in a concentrated corrosive atmosphere), but if ever they start thinning out, then we'll have to start warring over the scraps.
Aww, who am I kidding? We won't run out in my lifetime. Maybe we should just encourage more people to mock those bozos.


Pity Frederick C. Crews, he's been reading a lot of very bad books (and a few good ones)