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Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Victor Zammit, the latest kook in my collection

Lately, I've been getting a lot of e-mail from fans of Victor Zammit. Here is a representative example: the colors and fonts are all as I received them.

Those who knowingly Fraud & Deceive the Public for their Selfish greed will Reap their Harvest Accordingly.
 
Some who like to deny the Creator, like the Idea of Him not existing, so they think they'll not be held Accountable for their Wicked deeds and such and Life & do as they like.
 
What a Surprise will they get, when they'll relive all their Deeds, the Negatives ones especially in their Life Review!
 
No-one Escapes 'The Law of Cause & Effect'!
 
The Following Links are Excellent Resources against Evolutionary Propaganda.
You'll not be able to Disprove them, or any of the Facts contained therein, however disturbing this is to you!
 
 Ha ha ha!!!...
 
Decent, Honest & Genuine Folks, can look forward to a good Life Review, however Disturbing this will be to the Wicked, Fraudsters & Cheaters out there.
 
1.     A Lawyer Presents the Case for the Afterlife<
               http://www.victorzammit.com/
2. Evolution Exposed & many other Facts against it
              http://evolution-facts.org/
 
Victor Zammit sums it up Beautifully:
But with Absolute Certainty, Cosmic Justice states clearly no one gets away with it."
 
Beatiful, just Beautiful!

Who is Victor Zammit, you may ask? He is a totally clownshoes Australian lawyer who wrote a book: A Lawyer Presents the Case for the Afterlife: Irrefutable Objective Evidence. You can download Zammit's book and read it for free, but really, it's not worth it. He also has a long list of credulous articles you can read…again, not worth it. You can look through his book and all of his articles, and nowhere will you find any evidence, let alone "irrefutable" evidence. If you want a short summary of the quality of his science, take a look at The Seven Laws of Psychic Energy.

First Law of psychic energy:

All 'solid' objects are vibrating energy.

Unseen waves are also vibrating energy- sound, radio, electricity, light, television waves, microwaves, x-rays, gamma rays and psychic energy waves.

Second law of psychic energy:

The mind is an 'energy station' which creates transmits and receives energy.

  1. The will (of the mind) can change the form of energy.
  2. Thoughts and images, which are waves of energy, can be transmitted to and from human minds within the earthplane and to human and other entities in the afterlife in a process called telepathy.

Third law of psychic energy:

All living humans have a body made up of vibrationary energy which is a duplicate of the physical body and will survive physical death.

  1. This vibrationary energy body invisible to physical eyes can change form but can never be destroyed and retains consciousness.
  2. At the time of physical death, the duplicate body will have reached a certain vibrational level and will go to an energy sphere that can accommodate those vibrations.
  3. Selfless spiritual service increases the vibrational energy of the duplicate body.

Fourth law of psychic energy:

The afterlife has different levels of energy which form different spheres according to the speed of vibration.

  1. The faster the vibrations of a sphere the higher and more spiritually evolved are the entities which reside there.

Fifth law of psychic energy:

The more spiritually evolved a being is the brighter the energy of the aura.

Sixth law of psychic energy:

Slowing down the speed of the atomic vortices of the energy will result in materialisation. Speeding up the vortices will result in de-materialisation

Seventh law of psychic energy:

The Law of Cause and Effect: for every (energy) action there is a (an energy) reaction ie, energy is a 'boomerang' - the 'energy' you give out will inevitably return to you.

That's it. A series of oddball assertions with nothing to back them up, and most of them are just nuts. It is a common trope among the New Age crowd to babble about "vibrations" and "planes" and "spheres" and "energy", but I don't think a one of them could actually define any of these things, let alone measure them.

I always wonder if these True Believers avoid the Magic Fingers in their cheap hotel rooms out of fear it will make them dematerialize.

As for his book, hoo boy. The evidence for an afterlife consists of avidly gobbled up tales of mediums, ouija boards, poltergeists, electronic voice phenomena, out-of-body experiences, and reincarnation…basically, any bit of trumped up credulous nonsense is grist for his fable. He cites credible sources like the pathetic John Edward, the gullible Gary Schwartz, and Silver Birch, the channeled voice of the psychic teacher from the Other Side. Take a look at the chapter titled "Einstein's E=MC2 and materialization", where you'd think he'd give the usual distortion of modern physics to justify his beliefs, but no, it's worse. Much worse. It's gobbledygook.

One possible scientific explanation for materialization is that the vortices of the spirit's atoms are swirling faster than the speed of light and cannot be seen with our physical eyes. But certain energies cause the vortices of the atoms of the spirit body to be lowered to the speed of light. When this happens the spirit becomes visible to our physical eyes. On the other hand whenever the spirit wants to dematerialize the vortices of the spirit atoms increase and it can no longer be seen with our physical eyes and disappears into a different dimension. Ash and Hewitt call this materialization 'transubstantiation' to reflect the change in the substance but not the form of the vortex. Transubstantiation would not change the atomic or molecular structure of a body.

If that's irrefutable, it's only because it doesn't make any sense at all. Zammit seems to have found a formula: shout out nonsense as frenetically as possible, and look for it to resonate in the minds of those only loosely moored to reality.

I expect I'll be hearing more from these crackpots. I'll let you know if they say anything interesting, but for now, I just recommend reading Victor Dammit's page.


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Comments:
#19440: — 03/22  at  03:13 PM
I love how he concludes with "Ha ha ha!."

The whole time I was reading it I thought, "This really needs to end with an evil laugh." I would have preferred a "Muwhahahah" but his version will do.



#19443: — 03/22  at  03:41 PM
"It would have been a great disappointment to me if Vibration did not did not somewhere make itself felt, for all scientistic mystics either vibrate in person or find themselves resonant with cosmic vibrations..."
-Peter Medawar, "The Phenomenon of Man"

Anyone have any thoughts on how to incorporate uses of vibrate/vibration into the Crackpot Index?



#19444: — 03/22  at  03:50 PM
The e-mail is hilarious! The idea of some cosmic CEO presenting you a review, I hope this guy or girl gets to go to this heaven of 24/7 business meetings..



#19445: — 03/22  at  03:52 PM
BTW, what is this critter that appears to the left of my name?



#19446: — 03/22  at  04:04 PM
It can't be said much better than this:
Victor was initially suspicious of the New Age Movement for its blatant commercial exploitation of people’s basic and strong instinctual tendency to be mind bogglingly stupid. However he did have a number of psychic/spiritual experiences which set him questioning, reading and researching to find a way to embrace all stupidity no matter how self-contradictory. Adopting a pseudoscientific criterion, Victor was able to select that information which could withstand and pass the rigid test of sounding comforting to his ear.
Victor strikes me as a budding found-a-religion-and-make-a million L. Ronner.



#19448: — 03/22  at  04:15 PM
I'm a career motel maid, and I run into nutbars like this more often than I care to admit. I think I met this guy, though. Whoever it was made me take off all my jewelry before entering his room because it would interfere with his holy vibrations, and make him sick if not kill him. I suggested not vacuuming, because it might suck up his vibrations, and then where would he be. He was alarmingly receptive to that notion. It was then I asked how he felt about the TV in the room, and the telephone, and in fact the batteries in the remote control, and the smoke detector, and the towel bar and... Well, you get the picture. He called the desk and demanded a different maid.
Neither of us was heartbroken. I imagine money messes with his vibrations too, and he was probably a lousy tipper.
He got a gal who didn't speak English, and I'm sure the jewelry conversation went well.
I've always wondered how he got to the hotel. Or in through the metal doors. Or past the doorknobs. Or, well...



#19450: — 03/22  at  04:21 PM
You misspelled his name. It's "Dimwit."



#19451: — 03/22  at  04:25 PM
It's just do depressing to hear he has followers...apparently in sufficient quantity to be an annoyance to PZ's inbox. He's borderline, if not solidly, nuts. I can't tell if I should be more frightened if his followers are similarly nuts or sane.



#19453: — 03/22  at  04:38 PM
When on the 'other site' he says he is a "Retired Lawyer of the Supreme Court of New South Wales, and the High Court of Australia", is he trying to fraudulently represent that he was (is) a BARRISTER? It says on his bio details that he was a SOLICITOR, in which case he's not actually admitted to the Bar of any court (i.e. can't make representations to the court). Solicitors must instruct the Barrister to address the bench of the court, the Solicitor can't do this themselves (at least in the higher courts, as he listed). I'm no legal expert, but perhaps someone who is can look closely at the rule governing the way a Solicitor can represent themselves.



#19454: — 03/22  at  04:49 PM
I'm surprised he doesn't talk about the Magic TimeCube.



#19455: Philip Brooks — 03/22  at  04:52 PM
I really hope those quotes from his website are fake or otherwise misleading. Are there really all these psychiatrists and university professors talking about how exorcism is gaining academic acceptance and whatnot? That's scary.



#19458: — 03/22  at  05:10 PM
Five minutes research locates that his claim to be a 'solicitor of the NSW Supreme Court' is bogus. A solicitor is defined by possessing a practising certificate from the Law Society, and being admitted as a solicitor by the NSW Legal Practicioners Board. Only a Barrister is admitted to the "bar of the court" which is what the term Barrister means.

Zammit is making a misleading claim to inflate his legal qualifications (his scientific qualifications being nonexistent). But that should not be surprising.

The Law Society website says;


Annual practising certificates

To practice law as a solicitor in NSW a person must hold a practising certificate issued by the Law Society which is renewed annually subject to certain conditions such as Mandatory Continuing Legal Education, contribution to the Solicitors' Fidelity Fund and payment of indemnity insurance.

Solicitors who hold practising certificates issued in other states and territories may also practise in NSW under certain conditions.

Solicitor's practising on their own account

Before obtaining an unrestricted practising certificate in NSW, solicitors are required to complete a two-year period of restricted practice and attend an approved practice management course. The latter is designed to improve the managerial skills and job satisfaction of solicitors, improve the efficiency and cost effectiveness of practice, and to increase client satisfaction through the use of quality practice management procedures.


In another section it says;


In New South Wales, a person is admitted as a Legal Practitioner in the Supreme Court of New South Wales and, once admitted, may practise as either a barrister (obtaining a practising certificate through the New South Wales Bar Association), or as a solicitor and barrister (obtaining a practising certificate through the Law Society of New South Wales). Those persons who wish to be admitted must make application with the Legal Practitioners Admission Board, the admitting authority in New South Wales. The Board's forms appear on their web site.



#19461: mikez — 03/22  at  05:24 PM
This vibrationary energy body invisible to physical eyes can change form but can never be destroyed and retains consciousness.

'Virbationary' is my new favorite word. SciFi writer A.A. Attanasio had a much better take on this in The Last legends of Earth, the main difference being he knew he was writing fiction.



#19463: Craig Carlyle Clarke — 03/22  at  05:52 PM
Holy crap... I hope after I die MY vortices aren't swirling... I have a disorder of the vestibular system and I wouldn't want to spend eternity puking my guts up.



#19464: — 03/22  at  05:53 PM
Hey, it must be humor Tuesday. Between Zammit's friends, the Bugman cartoon above and an 'evolution is bad' letter to the school newspaper ( I swear it is a cut and paste job) I have been laughing all afternoon.

Stating evolution is just a theory is not unconstitutional

Dear Editor,

http://www.argonaut.uidaho.edu/current/opinion3.html

and they are running a poll, too.

How did human life begin on Earth?
Evolution: 80%
vote countvote count

Created in six days: 10%
vote countvote count

Divine presence: 5%
vote countvote count

Unsure: 2%
vote countvote count

Number of votes: 68

http://www.argonaut.uidaho.edu/current/



's avatar #19466: Ben — 03/22  at  06:01 PM
A Lawyer Presents the Case for the Afterlife

Wow, a lawyer! This HAS to be good! Do you think he'll make any references to Section 163 of the amended Corporations Act of 2001?

"The great trouble is that the preachers get the children from six to seven years of age and then it is almost impossible to do anything with them." --Thomas Edison.



#19467: Tom — 03/22  at  06:04 PM
Yeah, I found Zammit on Allison DuBois' "friends" page when I was researching her crackpot claims (she is the "medium" behind the NBC show Medium). In a way, Zammit made Allison look pretty tame. Honestly, this guy's site almost made my eyes bleed by pure force of stupidity and bad grammar.

He is, quite clearly, batshit insane.



#19469: — 03/22  at  06:13 PM
"I always wonder if these True Believers avoid the Magic Fingers in their cheap hotel rooms out of fear it will make them dematerialize."

Open up your pocketbook,
get another quarter out,
drop it in the meter, mama
and try me on for size.
Open up your pocketbook,
get another quarter out,
drop it in the meter, mama
and try me on for size.

Ooh, the way you squeeze me, baby,
red balloons just pop behind my eyes.
Ooh, the way you squeeze me, girl,
red balloons just pop behind my eyes.



's avatar #19470: Ben — 03/22  at  06:20 PM
He even has his own Randi-esque million dollar offer for anyone who can disprove the existence of afterlife/afterlives. Which begs the question: HOW THE FUCK DID THIS LOOPY BATSHIT MOTHERFUCKER GET HIS HANDS ON A MILLION DOLLARS!???!!!

If I educate him about epistemology and universal negatives, do you think he'll let me split it 50/50?

"The great trouble is that the preachers get the children from six to seven years of age and then it is almost impossible to do anything with them." --Thomas Edison.



's avatar #19479: Ken Cope — 03/22  at  08:04 PM
Mark Volman wrote:

Open up your pocketbook,
get another quarter out,
drop it in the meter, mama
and try me on for size.


Eddie, are you kidding?

Magic Fingers in the Bed (Picture it!)
Wall-mounted TV screen:
Coffee-Host plugged into the bathroom wall
Formica's really keen!

Centerville.
A real nice place to raise your kids up.
Centerville.
It's really neat!

Churches.
Churches, and liquor stores.



's avatar #19482: ajmilne — 03/22  at  09:52 PM
Ah, yellow backgrounds. Yet another of nature's ways of saying "Do not touch"



#19492: — 03/23  at  12:52 AM
Are you all ready for your yearly Life Review?

Good. Then let's please take out our #2 pencils and scan-tron forms. Please fill out your name, birth date, and gender on the scan-tron form. Please make all marks heavy and dark. You may begin.

************************************************************

1) Have you or a loved one ever escaped the law of Cause and Effect? If so, we will have to correct this immediately; please take your things to the auditors down the hall in Room 39A.

The following question and answer section will help you determine which step of your annual Life Review to complete next.

2) With what kind of certainty does Cosmic Justice state clearly "no one gets away with it?"
a) No certainty
b) Absolute Certainty
c) Absolute certainty
d) Partial Certainty, maybe like 32%

3) Have you ever Frauded or Deceived the Public? (y/n) If yes, for what purpose?
a) My atoms, they was a-twitchin
b) I exist in a hyperplane
c) For my own Selfish greed
d) Crystals!

4) Decent, Honest & Genuine Folks can look forward to a good Life Review. How do you react to this statement?
a) It is amusing
b) My aura is glowing ever brighter!
c) I am Surprised
d) I find it Disturbing

5) Do you like to deny the Creator? (y/n) Do you like the Idea of Him not existing? (y/n) If you answered yes to both of these questions, please circle the statement below that you most agree with:
a) I'll not be held Accountable for my Wicked deeds and such
b) Victor Zammit sums it up Beautifully
c) Energy is a 'boomerang'
d) None of the above

Thank you for completing this step of your annual Life Review. If you answered any of the above questions, please proceed to the energy station on the 4th floor, vibrate very quickly, and undergo dematerialization. The lawyers will be in to see you shortly.

************************************************************

Ugh.



#19494: — 03/23  at  02:59 AM
HOW THE FUCK DID THIS LOOPY BATSHIT MOTHERFUCKER GET HIS HANDS ON A MILLION DOLLARS!???!!!


I think he's pulling a Hovind here. It's mighty hard to disprove the existence of an afterlife, after all, especially if he's the one who gets to judge your evidence for or against it...



's avatar #19496: Ben — 03/23  at  03:26 AM
It's impossible, as a matter of fact. So his money, assuming it exists, is quite safe. Given that those who are gullible enough to believe this kind of quackery tend to have loose wallets, I wouldn't be surprised if he did have that much to "gamble", most likely under his mistress' name in a bank account in Caracas.

"The great trouble is that the preachers get the children from six to seven years of age and then it is almost impossible to do anything with them." --Thomas Edison.



#19498: — 03/23  at  04:24 AM
Actually, Dante did a much better job of it, not least in the critical/reflexive recognition of the hypothetical status of his gorgeous vision as grounded in faith. And to think that we call him medieval...



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