Why creationists piss us off
Via Scrivener's Error and many others, the Guardian has an excellent summary by Dawkins and Coyne on this ghastly "teach the controversy" and "it is only fair to teach both sides" malarkey the creationists have been trumpeting.
The answer is simple. This is not a scientific controversy at all. And it is a time-wasting distraction because evolutionary science, perhaps more than any other major science, is bountifully endowed with genuine controversy.
They list several genuine controversies worthy of discussion in our science classes; Intelligent Design creationism doesn't even rise to the level of a joke. Yet still we have legislators trying to force it on our students, and many of us are adding explanations and refutations in our classes (I am, this term—but I plan to present it as an example of egregious error, and show how the assertions of the IDists are better explained by evolution.) I also like their explanation for why biologists are angry about this:
Why, finally, does it matter whether these issues are discussed in science classes? There is a case for saying that it doesn't—that biologists shouldn't get so hot under the collar. Perhaps we should just accept the popular demand that we teach ID as well as evolution in science classes. It would, after all, take only about 10 minutes to exhaust the case for ID, then we could get back to teaching real science and genuine controversy.
Tempting as this is, a serious worry remains. The seductive "let's teach the controversy" language still conveys the false, and highly pernicious, idea that there really are two sides. This would distract students from the genuinely important and interesting controversies that enliven evolutionary discourse. Worse, it would hand creationism the only victory it realistically aspires to. Without needing to make a single good point in any argument, it would have won the right for a form of supernaturalism to be recognised as an authentic part of science. And that would be the end of science education in America.
I'd add these words of wisdom from the pithy TBogg:
Just a reminder to those who think you need to be "fair".
That way lies extinction. They will eat you up and crap you out like a greased peanut.


There's three sides to this controversy! The FSM will not be ignored. We know it was his noodly appendages that formed the earth.