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Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Why is Bush giving jobs to these kooks?

Bush does it again…and even a Rightwing Nuthouse can see the problem.

This is not to say that the President shouldn’t have the right to name whomever he damn well pleases to any position he sees fit. It’s just that this appointment of Paul Bonicelli to be Deputy Director of the United States Agency for International Development (USAID), which is in charge of all programs to promote democracy and good governance overseas is a true and total embarrassment:

Bonicelli is dean of academic affairs at Patrick Henry College (PHC) in Purcellville, Virginia, whose motto is: “For Christ and Liberty”. This ultra-fundamentalist institution requires its students and faculty to sign a “statement of faith” declaring that they believe “Jesus Christ, born of a virgin, is God come in the flesh”, “Jesus Christ literally rose bodily from the dead”, and Hell is a place where “all who die outside of Christ shall be confined in conscious torment for eternity”.

That’s not all. Patrick Henry College also requires its “science” professors to sign a statement saying they believe in the literal interpretation of the Bible that says the world was created in 6 days. Here is the school’s own statement:

‘Creation. Any biology, Bible or other courses at PHC dealing with creation will teach creation from the understanding of Scripture that God’s creative work, as described in Genesis 1:1–31, was completed in six twenty–four hour days. All faculty for such courses will be chosen on the basis of their personal adherence to this view. PHC expects its faculty in these courses, as in all courses, to expose students to alternate theories and the data, if any, which support those theories. In this context, PHC in particular expects its biology faculty to provide a full exposition of the claims of the theory of Darwinian evolution, intelligent design and other major theories while, in the end, teach creation as both biblically true and as the best fit to observed data.’

That last bit is utterly loony, but it's real: it's on their "Biblical Worldview" page.

At least the damage is somewhat limited, since PHC does not offer any degrees in biology (although they do offer a degree in government—that's scary), and only has one faculty member in biology. They've also been denied accreditation by the American Academy for Liberal Education, and have gone shopping for some other accrediting institution that will let them slide by with poor science teaching. Here's a nice whine about it:

"AALE was wrong on two counts," Farris continued. "First, they are wrong in their conclusion that we do not teach about evolution. We do. But, honest science shows that it is simply an untenable theory. They were also wrong when they assert that believing and teaching creationism inhibits the acquisition of basic knowledge. Look at the facts carefully and it becomes apparent that the problem is not what our students know, rather it is about what our faculty and students believe."

No, the problem is what your science faculty teach. The claim that evolution is an "untenable theory" is false, as is plainly shown by the success of the theory in biological research. What's the point of accreditation if it can't set standards for what should be taught in the classroom, and if demonstrable utility and progress aren't to be defining criteria?

The AALE also states that the denial wasn't entirely on the basis of teaching creationism.

The academy's April 30 rejection letter to the school explained that the decision to deny accreditation was based on a determination that the school didn't meet the definition of liberal education, which includes standards on "liberty of thought and freedom of speech," along with other general education and curriculum standards.

According to Jeffrey Wallin, the academy's president, the denial was not based on the fact that the school teaches creationism.

"We have religious schools that are members of our organization that teach creationism, but they teach it in the theology department; they don't teach it in the science department," said Wallin.

Also, said Wallin, the school's statement of principles was inconsistent with openness in intellectual inquiry because it says, "you can teach anything you want in biology, as long as you agree that, as the Bible says, the world was created in six 24-hour days.

Another of the school's statements of belief, that only federalist, bicameral constitutions are acceptable to God, "would mean that parliamentary systems aren't," said Wallin. That "seemed a little narrow."

"If you set out ahead of time and say, 'by the way here are all the answers and none of the others are acceptable,' that's a problem," Wallin explained.

(via Politburo Diktat)


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Comments:
#51288: The Commissar — 11/30  at  09:40 AM
Thanks for mentioning and linking to Rick Moran.

I hope you have said a word or two in his comments smile



#51289: The Commissar — 11/30  at  09:42 AM
Custom smiley test smile



#51291: Martin L. Martens — 11/30  at  09:47 AM
PHC's redefinition of academic freedom as "academic freedom understood in the communal sense" is truly bizarre. For them, academic freedom appears to be limited to the freedom to agree with their POV. Jeffrey Wallin's comments are dead on target.



#51293: Jonathan Badger — 11/30  at  10:04 AM
Who would send their kids to such a school? It's private and probably costs an arm and a leg to go there -- and not being accredited means that diplomas from PHC are no more valid than the "diplomas" that you see offered in spam e-mails. I'd expect even YECs understand that their kids need a real degree to get a job.



#51297: Kristine Harley — 11/30  at  10:12 AM
According to the Answers in Genesis site, the school HAS been given pre-accreditation status!

"The American Academy for Liberal Education (AALE) has reversed its position, granting the college pre–accreditation status in November. During negotiations with AALE, the school changed nothing in its Statement of Biblical Worldview, except to spell out that students will be discussing evolution, too." Which they say they were doing all along. (Wha?)

The question isn't even about Bush anymore--it's about how all of these "colleges" can even exist with their separate-but-equal "science," how the graduates of this cottage industry can get jobs anywhere other than at McDonald's, why they have the big bucks to influence anyone in government, even Republicans, and why they're not being laughed off the face of the planet by modern Americans.

Bush will eventually go away, but this garbage won't, and its all corrupt to the core! Does anybody with a website in this country get to call themselves a "college" offering "degrees" and get pre-accreditation?



#51298: — 11/30  at  10:14 AM
Who would send their kids to such a school?

Politically ambitious parents who home-schooled their children and are terrified of their kids ever, even once, encountering something that runs contrary to what the parents taught them. In other words -- massive control freaks.

It's private and probably costs an arm and a leg to go there -- and not being accredited means that diplomas from PHC are no more valid than the "diplomas" that you see offered in spam e-mails. I'd expect even YECs understand that their kids need a real degree to get a job.

Ah, but Patrick Henry College was founded by Republicans, and the kids who go there go straight into jobs with Republican congressmen, senators, and other Republican organizations. There are Patrick Henry graduates working all over Washington D.C.

Scared yet?



#51299: Les Lane — 11/30  at  10:15 AM
I was about to say that people go to Patrick Henry to be noticed by and to get appointments from right wing nuts. My submission word below is "dysgenic". Is that a hint to the correct answer?



#51300: — 11/30  at  10:23 AM
"Why is Bush giving jobs to these kooks?"

Because he's one himself.



#51301: — 11/30  at  10:30 AM
Is it time to call for a vote of "No-Confidence" yet?



#51304: — 11/30  at  10:44 AM
Haaa. I used to live in that small town.

The local college PHC kids hang out in the local Christian-owned/operated coffee shop. You know, the one with Bibles and Christian lit on every table, and the two teenage girls giggling about passages in the corner.
They did serve a mean frappuchino, though.

The town itself is a hellhole of Christian right-wing wackiness. The biggest church in town, Purcellville Baptist Church, caters primarily to the parents in their 30s-40s with 2.1 kids group. The pastors openly endorse the Republican party during the services, and the policies they say should be enacted are nothing short of painfully irrational.

No wonder the college is there. Or maybe it's no wonder the town is messed up.

Or just maybe, those two are a match made in heaven.



#51308: Kristine Harley — 11/30  at  11:00 AM
"Scared yet?"

Yes, indeedy! Because I've found the answer to my question:

http://www.newyorker.com/fact/content/articles/050627fa_fact

"Farris bought the land for the Patrick Henry campus with four hundred thousand dollars from the Home School Legal Defense Association’s reserves; he raised the rest of the money for the college, nine million dollars, from parents and donors such as Tim LaHaye, the author of the best-selling 'Left Behind' series. LaHaye’s portrait hangs in the main hall."

The town may be a hellhole, but it's a hellhole of government influence.



#51312: — 11/30  at  11:09 AM
" "Why is Bush giving jobs to these kooks?"

Because he's one himself."

Right. The dirty little secret that Bush hides is that he is a fundamentalist who believes that if you don't believe exactly as he does, you will go to hell.



#51314: — 11/30  at  11:24 AM
And if he has to, he'll send you there himself. Or make your current locale indistinguishable from hell.

hugs,
Shirley Knott



#51315: — 11/30  at  11:25 AM
These people have no sense of irony, or history. Patrick Henry was pretty much as atheistic as anyone in those days....



#51319: — 11/30  at  11:53 AM
Having grown up in this CULTure, you have no idea how wacky these people are. Notice the declaration about the only acceptable form of government...WTF? Try and find that in the bible. They are also fiercely addicted to free market capitalism...guess over the obviously socialistic statements of Jesus and his followers just parables.



#51328: Don — 11/30  at  12:22 PM
"...to expose students to alternate theories and the data, if any, which support those theories." (emphasis added)


Best. Conditional. Clause. Ever.



#51330: — 11/30  at  12:25 PM
The kids at PHC are putting on Macbeth, described on the website a play "set in early-medieval Scotland, as the old pagan order battles with new Christian influence." I guess I missed that part about the Christian-pagan battle in my 20 years of teaching the play....



#51331: Platypus — 11/30  at  12:33 PM
Can these guys seriously believe that God gives a fig about unicameral vs. bicameral legislatures? Can they find any actual Biblical support for such a position, or are they just so addicted to making their parrots repeat statements of blind faith that they just threw that one in for fun?

On the other side of the coin, though, how relevant is PHC to Bonicelli's new job? Should anyone who was ever affiliated with PHC be forever attainted? I think that's going a bit too far, and might even bleed over into guilt by association. As laughable as PHC might be, I for one would actually be interested in hearing more about Bonicelli's own flaws rather than his employer's.



#51335: — 11/30  at  12:47 PM
H.L. Mencken used to make fun of the 'fresh water colleges,' which were no different from Patrick Henry College.

And there's Maharishi International in Fairfield, Iowa, but because it isn't affiliated with Bush, it gets a pass here.

I'm with Platypus about this guy, though. It's possible to be an effective manager of social services even if you're an antiscience wacko. Consider Mother Theresa.

But if he's in the department of encouraging democracy, then the baggage from PHC sounds relevant and probably disqualifying. I don't recall that the Bible countenances any kind of legislatures, bicameral or otherwise.

On the other hand, that the Christians have taken over Purcellville does not disturb me too much. I used to work in Virginia and I thought I'd visited every insignificant hamlet there, and I'd never heard of Purcellville.

On the third hand, these places are multipying. Ave Maria Town, the town without condoms, is being proposed in Florida as a place to train Catholic lawyers.



#51338: JR @ RightFaith — 11/30  at  01:00 PM
Your litmus test rejecting people of faith for public postions manifests your intolerance. You liberals are so hateful of Christians; it hate has blinded your common sense and research ability. The following took me about two seconds to find and shows Bonicelli's strong qualifications:

Prior to his work at Patrick Henry College, Bonicelli was a professional staff member for the International Relations Committee of the U.S. House of Representatives, and with a background consisting of both practical experience and scholarship regarding Latin American politics and U.S. foreign policy, he served on the staff of the Subcommittee on the Western Hemisphere. Development, democratization and the drug war were the main issues he worked on during his tenure at the Congress. In 2001 and 2002, he was tasked by the White House to serve as an official delegate to the United Nations.
http://www.usaid.gov/press/releases/2005/pr051019.html



#51339: — 11/30  at  01:08 PM
Harry Eager:

I'm with Platypus about this guy, though. It's possible to be an effective manager of social services even if you're an antiscience wacko.


No. No, it's not.

What kind of family planning is this guy going to support? http://www.usaid.gov/our_work/global_health/pop/

Will he be pushing abstinance only HIV/AIDS education (because condoms don't work, dontcha know)?
http://www.usaid.gov/our_work/global_health/aids/index.html#

Is Afghanistan going to be forced into bicameral government whether it's best for them or not?
http://www.usaid.gov/locations/asia_near_east/afghanistan/

Will we be seeing an increase in funding to faith based initiatives?
http://www.usaid.gov/our_work/global_partnerships/fbci/

No one who would accept a job at PHC is suitable to be any sort of lead of USAID.



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I don't often agree with Rick Moran, author of the conservative blog Right Wing Nut House. Nevertheless, I am obligated in my duties as a Moonbat Jedi Knight to defend all semi-rational beings from attacks by Darth Dobson's Wingnut Stormtroopers....



#51341: — 11/30  at  01:18 PM
Your litmus test rejecting people of faith for public postions manifests your intolerance.

Ah, yes the ironic spectacle of the hyper-intolerant attempting to lecture on tolerance.
As the post by Frumious B. amply illustrates, it is not his faith that is worrisome, it is how he chooses to function in the real world. The empirical data seems to show that he will ignore physical reality in favor of comfortable fantasy. At the very least, that is a common thread associated with people at PHC, which is what PZ's original post was about.



#51348: Gerry L — 11/30  at  01:47 PM
The kind of "knowledge" promoted by PHC reminds me of the "educational" signage I saw in museums in China 20-some years ago. Did you know that corruption and other evils were unknown in the world before capitalist-type systems were introduced? Prior to that time, apparently, all people lived together in socialist harmony. That must have been the golden age of bicameral legislatures.



#51349: — 11/30  at  01:50 PM
The kids at PHC are putting on Macbeth, described on the website a play "set in early-medieval Scotland, as the old pagan order battles with new Christian influence." I guess I missed that part about the Christian-pagan battle in my 20 years of teaching the play....

No worries -- I'm sure they've, er, edited the play to "fix" that little problem.

Thomas Bowdler is alive and well and teaching at PHC.



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